<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510</id><updated>2011-04-22T05:26:48.729+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Phone: Messaging: INBOX</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111308306660609729</id><published>2005-04-10T05:29:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-04-10T05:44:26.606+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Broken LCD?</title><content type='html'>You have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Eh, paiseh to bother u. Why is it that my LCD screen is a blank when I try to shoot? Spoilt har? Can only playback after I shoot."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message received from someone who just bought a brand new Digital Single Lens Reflex (DSLR) camera.&lt;br /&gt;Apparently that question comes up alot.&lt;br /&gt;Gee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Insider joke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only the privileged few will understand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My bad.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111308306660609729?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111308306660609729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111308306660609729' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111308306660609729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111308306660609729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/04/broken-lcd.html' title='Broken LCD?'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111308214890020163</id><published>2005-04-10T05:21:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-04-10T05:29:08.900+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Royal Birthday</title><content type='html'>You have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not bad huh can celebrate your birthday royally with charles and camilla =) !"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message received from an ex-classmate. &lt;br /&gt;I guess this does make the 9th of April harder to forget for some. &lt;br /&gt;Oh well.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111308214890020163?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111308214890020163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111308214890020163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111308214890020163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111308214890020163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/04/royal-birthday.html' title='Royal Birthday'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111289972192743644</id><published>2005-04-08T02:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T02:48:41.926+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Got a housewife to spare?</title><content type='html'>You have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Dude... I'm desperate for some housewives :-( have you got a couple to spare?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message received from a dear friend suffering from a BAD BAD case of Desperate Housewives withdrawal symptoms; the power of TV serials... Gee.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111289972192743644?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111289972192743644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111289972192743644' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111289972192743644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111289972192743644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/04/got-housewife-to-spare.html' title='Got a housewife to spare?'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111229626385504053</id><published>2005-04-01T03:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-04-01T03:12:03.476+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Am I really crazy?</title><content type='html'>You have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Aronson's first law. "People who do crazy things are not necessarily crazy." I love this guy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message sent to me in a series of smses revolving around the topic of "Am I crazy?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elliot Aronson is a social psychologist who published the best seller The Social Animal. &lt;br /&gt;In it, he states the above. A must-read for everyone interested in how we are all capable of being crazy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now where has my copy gone? I swear it was sitting on my bookshelf just the other day...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111229626385504053?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111229626385504053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111229626385504053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111229626385504053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111229626385504053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/04/am-i-really-crazy.html' title='Am I really crazy?'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111177493431347580</id><published>2005-03-26T02:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T02:23:36.370+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Behind the scenes</title><content type='html'>You have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"So how did the boob fiesta go?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message sent to me by the same female friend as below after finding out that I had backstage access to one of the largest fashion events in this country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go figure.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111177493431347580?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111177493431347580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111177493431347580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111177493431347580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111177493431347580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/03/behind-scenes.html' title='Behind the scenes'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111173403902811686</id><published>2005-03-25T14:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-03-25T15:00:39.030+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Of Numbers, Alphabets and other Statistics</title><content type='html'>You Have 1 New Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Please exclude vital stats. I don't need to feel anymore inadequate"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Message received from a female friend after I agreed to send her the contact info for another female friend.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111173403902811686?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111173403902811686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111173403902811686' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111173403902811686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111173403902811686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/03/of-numbers-alphabets-and-other.html' title='Of Numbers, Alphabets and other Statistics'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11684510.post-111173342467661683</id><published>2005-03-25T14:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-03-25T14:57:24.536+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Friday: Virgin Post: You Have 1 New Message</title><content type='html'>The pressure (of the peer sort) had been mounting for sometime now, so I guess in many ways, the birth of this blog was inevitable. However, I am not sure how many sane mortals out there would seriously have a genuine interest in what goes on in my life, hence this blog isn't going to be so much about me but about well, the text messages I receive in my cell phone's INBOX. Some of them are inane, some of them are downright funny, but above all, they are always relevant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully, those of you I consider my friends reading this might wanna kelong and start sending me lurid messages so that I can get more initial hits, but otherwise, lets see how far this experiment goes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ENJOY.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11684510-111173342467661683?l=mistersoh.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/feeds/111173342467661683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11684510&amp;postID=111173342467661683' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111173342467661683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11684510/posts/default/111173342467661683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mistersoh.blogspot.com/2005/03/good-friday-virgin-post-you-have-1-new.html' title='Good Friday: Virgin Post: You Have 1 New Message'/><author><name>Darren</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18046815643535524413</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
