Broken LCD?

You have 1 New Message.

"Eh, paiseh to bother u. Why is it that my LCD screen is a blank when I try to shoot? Spoilt har? Can only playback after I shoot."

Message received from someone who just bought a brand new Digital Single Lens Reflex (DSLR) camera.
Apparently that question comes up alot.
Gee.

Insider joke.

Only the privileged few will understand.

My bad.

Royal Birthday

You have 1 New Message.

"Not bad huh can celebrate your birthday royally with charles and camilla =) !"

Message received from an ex-classmate.
I guess this does make the 9th of April harder to forget for some.
Oh well.

Got a housewife to spare?

You have 1 New Message.

"Dude... I'm desperate for some housewives :-( have you got a couple to spare?"

Message received from a dear friend suffering from a BAD BAD case of Desperate Housewives withdrawal symptoms; the power of TV serials... Gee.

Am I really crazy?

You have 1 New Message.

"Aronson's first law. "People who do crazy things are not necessarily crazy." I love this guy."

Message sent to me in a series of smses revolving around the topic of "Am I crazy?"

Elliot Aronson is a social psychologist who published the best seller The Social Animal.
In it, he states the above. A must-read for everyone interested in how we are all capable of being crazy.

Now where has my copy gone? I swear it was sitting on my bookshelf just the other day...

Behind the scenes

You have 1 New Message.

"So how did the boob fiesta go?"

Message sent to me by the same female friend as below after finding out that I had backstage access to one of the largest fashion events in this country.

Go figure.

Of Numbers, Alphabets and other Statistics

You Have 1 New Message.

"Please exclude vital stats. I don't need to feel anymore inadequate"

- Message received from a female friend after I agreed to send her the contact info for another female friend.

Good Friday: Virgin Post: You Have 1 New Message

The pressure (of the peer sort) had been mounting for sometime now, so I guess in many ways, the birth of this blog was inevitable. However, I am not sure how many sane mortals out there would seriously have a genuine interest in what goes on in my life, hence this blog isn't going to be so much about me but about well, the text messages I receive in my cell phone's INBOX. Some of them are inane, some of them are downright funny, but above all, they are always relevant.

Hopefully, those of you I consider my friends reading this might wanna kelong and start sending me lurid messages so that I can get more initial hits, but otherwise, lets see how far this experiment goes.

ENJOY.